I have a cold.
And I had to audition today for the women's choir.
Wow, I must've *sucked* cuz I was hungry and thirsty too (I forgot to bring lunch money)
I still need to get 9 ppl to sign my damn petition by homeroom tomorrow.
I am *so* screwed.
I need to, like, make up names or something.
*sigh*
Oh yea
Happy birthday audrey...
God, I'm so congested
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The African Genesis Theory hypothesizes that the early ancestors of human originated from Africa.From then, the process of evolution led to slow changes of this species and, eventually, that species evolved in to the form of modern-day humans.One of the scientists who support this theory is Charles Darwin, who states in his book The Origins of Species that the theory of animals evolving is proved by the way animals are fitted so that their species might have a chance in surviving later on in the future.There is fossil evidence of hominids that are quite similar to the model of modern-day humans, but are different in detail.However, the African Genesis Theory is not exact, due to the lack of sufficient evidence and a possibility that these species may be entirely different species unrelated to modern-day humans, except the fact that they may share the same genus.
so typically me. Taking all that time to painfully explain everything about that theory and then simply saying that it's wrong because it doesn't have enough evidence.
cuz, you know, I think the world can use more religious bigots who add fun in to media nowadays.
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found a load of Bush-isms that I couldn't help but laugh at... even though I know it's mean to make fun of people.
"We expect the states to show us whether or not we're achieving simple objectives like literacy, literacy in math, the ability to read and write."
how the hell did this guy ever get in to yale?
"We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge."
George Bush, "presents" and "prevents" are two very different words...
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."
And how would this help us???
"We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make it would hopefully put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see."
Erm...
"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."
Oh... you gotta love him...
"Teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
LMAO!!! It's nice to see that he never did....
"It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."
Wow.... Just wow...
"They can get in line like those who have been here legally and have been working to become a citizenship in a legal manner."
I wondered was he was voted even though he went against the whole immigration issue... cuz he's dumb...
"And so during these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings. ... "
he's even worse then me...
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
... and there's another weird/stupid phrase copyrighted to Bush
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."
... I thought Bush was conservative?
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
wah? o_O
"I believe if you want to be negative you always can, no matter how hard you try."
and another one bites the dust -_-
"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."
wow...
"But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls of people like Travis, people who are willing to love their neighbor, just like they would like to love themselves."
He butchered that one for me, forever... If you're gonna quote from Jesus, do it right, please...
"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country."
He loves the word "entrepreneurs"... I know it's pretty-sounding, but use it right!!!
"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the—the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."
So now we're taking the terrorists out of harm's way and punishing the peaceful people?
"[W]e've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are."
He doesn't remember the Judicial because this was before he learned that he gets to appoint 2 judges.
"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."
It's because he didn't pass his literacy test...
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."
this isn't the first time he confused continents with countries.
"Europe is our closest Allie"
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"I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state."
Yes, it's important because there isn't supposed to be one.
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
I'm still laughing. Really hard.
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
And we ask the question, "Shouldn't you be doing that?"
I DON'T "HATE" BUSH OR THINK HE'S AN IDIOT... HE JUST SAYS VERY FUNNY THINGS SOMETIMES. AND VERY STUPID THINGS TOO. OKAY, SO MAYBE HE IS AN IDIOT.
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